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Craig Mazin and the Global Glow-Up of Nuclear Anxiety
By Dave’s Locker, International Desk

It takes a peculiar talent to make the world voluntarily re-ignite its nightmares about glowing rain and two-headed livestock, yet Craig Mazin has managed it twice—first with a fungus that turns gamers into clickers, and then, more alarmingly, with a reactor that never actually exploded on screen but still managed to rattle Geiger counters from Minsk to Melbourne.

Mazin—Hollywood’s reigning laureate of “everything you thought was safely historical is actually still trying to kill you”—started as the guy who wrote Scary Movie 3, 4, and the one where Charlie Sheen humps a microwave. Somewhere between those gags and the moment he showed us a graphite-tipped control rod, the planet collectively decided he was now our unofficial Secretary of Dread. His 2019 miniseries Chernobyl did for nuclear tourism what Jaws once did for beach towels: bookings to Pripyat spiked 40 %, dosimeters became the new fidget spinners, and every European Airbnb listing within a 100-kilometre radius added “minimal background radiation” to its amenities.

The international ripple was immediate. Finland dusted off iodine tablets like they were vintage vinyl. Germany, already allergic to atoms, accelerated its nuclear exit so fast the plants practically tripped over their own cooling towers. Meanwhile, France—never one to skip a radioactive soirée—shrugged, poured another glass of Bordeaux, and reminded Brussels that 70 % of its electricity still comes from fission. The series even nudged the UN to schedule its first “Global Remembrance Day for Nuclear Accidents,” which sounds uplifting until you realize the calendar is starting to look like a roulette wheel.

Mazin’s real trick was exporting dread with subtitles. HBO’s deal with Tencent meant a billion Chinese viewers could watch Valery Legasov mutter about lies while slurping late-night noodles. In South Korea, the show aired just as Seoul debated restarting its own reactors; parliamentarians began quoting lines about “the cost of lies” on the chamber floor, which is either democracy at work or the best product placement since the Marlboro Man. Even the Kremlin weighed in, accusing the series of “ideological manipulation,” a phrase that roughly translates to “please stop reminding people we once irradiated half a continent.”

Now, as Mazin shepherds The Last of Us toward its sophomore corpse-bloom, the planet braces for another round of species-wide PTSD. Cordyceps—the fungus that turns ants into marionettes—was once a niche terror confined to rainforest documentaries. Post-Mazin, it’s trending on TikTok alongside skincare tips and Ukrainian battlefield updates. Sales of canned peaches (apocalypse comfort food from the show) have tripled in Argentina. Meanwhile, New Zealand’s immigration website crashed, again, because apparently every hedge-fund analyst thinks they’ll be the only human left who can shear sheep.

The joke, of course, is that Mazin isn’t conjuring fresh horrors; he’s just reminding us which ones we stuffed in the basement next to the Christmas lights. Climate change, pandemics, supply-chain collapses—pick your apocalypse flavor. By dramatizing the moment human error meets cosmic indifference, he turns abstract statistics into something you can binge in 4K HDR. The planet’s coping mechanism appears to be: watch, tweet, order iodine, repeat.

So what does it mean that a former spoof writer now dictates the emotional weather patterns of six continents? Perhaps only that satire and sincerity have merged into a single genre: disaster comfort food. We crave stories that confirm the end is nigh, but also that someone, somewhere, once tried to fix it—even if they failed spectacularly. It’s the same impulse that makes doomscrolling feel oddly soothing: better to know the reactor is melting than to wonder why your lights just flickered.

In the end, Craig Mazin’s global achievement is not that he scared us. We were already terrified; he just gave the dread a premium soundtrack and a British accent. His real service—delivered with impeccable timing and a wink darker than reactor graphite—is to let the world rehearse its own demise from the safety of a streaming queue. Curtain falls, credits roll, and we reach for the remote, comforted by the knowledge that tonight, at least, the only fallout is narrative.

Sleep tight, Earthlings. The Geiger counter is on mute.