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Eric Idle: The Last Python Standing Between Empire and Apocalypse
By Our Man in a Bunker Somewhere Over the Atlantic

There is, admittedly, something perversely comforting in the fact that the loudest surviving voice of Monty Python belongs to the one member who once wrote a musical number called “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” while nailed to a crucifix. Eric Idle, now a spry octogenarian with the timing of a Swiss metronome and the deadpan delivery of a man who has already read tomorrow’s headlines, has spent the last few years reminding the planet that absurdity is the only growth industry left. From sold-out tours in Australia to surprise Zoom cameos in Brazilian classrooms, Idle has become an inadvertent global civil servant—part court jester, part grief counselor for the end of the post-war order.

Idle’s international renaissance began, ironically, at the precise moment Britain decided to self-amputate from Europe. While Westminster twisted itself into ever more baroque knots of incompetence, Idle was in Hamburg, leading 10,000 Germans through a sing-along about transubstantiation and traffic lights. The spectacle—equal parts Lutheran hymn and punk karaoke—proved that satire can still obtain a visa when actual trade negotiators cannot. Brexit, he quipped from the stage, was simply “the world’s largest unscripted Python sketch—only nobody’s laughing anymore.” The line killed; the euro dipped; somewhere in Brussels a technocrat spilled coffee on Article 50.

Across the Pacific, Idle has become an unlikely oracle for China’s anxious middle class. Bootleg Mandarin subtitles of “The Life of Brian” circulate on WeChat, annotated by graduate students who treat the Judean People’s Front as a case study in factionalism. When Idle last toured Shanghai, scalpers demanded prices rivalling Hamilton, prompting the People’s Daily to denounce “decadent counter-revolutionary parrot salesmen,” a phrase the comedian promptly added to his Twitter bio. The regime’s confusion is understandable: how do you censor a man whose entire brand is the ineffable silliness of power itself?

Meanwhile, in the United States—a country currently auditioning for a reboot of “Brazil” directed by an overcaffeinated algorithm—Idle has become the preferred comic relief for both #Resistance wine moms and hedge-fund doomsday preppers. His Broadway residency last year coincided with the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank, leading one venture capitalist to tweet that watching Idle perform “The Galaxy Song” was “the only hedge against cosmic insignificance.” Ticket sales spiked 400%. Goldman Sachs filed the data under “alternative spirituality.”

The darker joke, of course, is that Idle’s globe-trotting nostalgia act may be the last shared cultural reference point before the planet’s hard drive crashes. When COP28 delegates in Dubai were treated to an impromptu performance of “I Like Chinese” (updated for carbon credits), the laughter carried a distinct whiff of desperation. The song hasn’t aged perfectly—nothing from 1979 has—but its underlying premise, that geopolitics is just a bunch of toddlers arguing over who gets the bigger sandcastle, suddenly feels prophetic. The sea levels rise; the punchline remains.

Yet Idle refuses the mantle of elder statesman, preferring the more accurate title of “freelance mischief consultant.” His latest project, a podcast recorded in a decommissioned nuclear bunker under Wales, pairs world leaders with stand-up comedians to discuss disarmament. Episode 3—Joko Widodo and Hannah Gadsby negotiating submarine limits over tea—has been downloaded 27 million times in Indonesia alone. Defense contractors, baffled, have begun sponsoring the show under the category “ironic deterrence.”

In the end, perhaps the greatest trick Eric Idle ever pulled was convincing the world that the end times deserve a laugh track. While other octogenarians hoard canned goods, he hoards punchlines, convinced that when the final credits roll, the last sound humanity hears should be a rimshot. It’s a bleak sort of optimism, but these days it’s the only kind left in stock. And should the missiles ever fly, you can bet Idle will already be onstage somewhere, calmly reminding us that the universe is expanding—and so, unfortunately, are our egos. Curtain.