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Davos, Switzerland – While most mortals spent last week debating whether the planet’s thermostat should be set to “medium-rare” or “cremation,” Senator Mark Warner (D-VA) quietly reminded the alpine glitterati that the United States still owns the original remote control. The man who chairs the Senate Intelligence Committee took the stage at the World Economic Forum’s “Global Tech Governance Summit”—a title that sounds like it was focus-grouped by Orwell’s ghost—and delivered what the cognoscenti now call the “Warner Doctrine”: American algorithms first, European privacy maybe, Chinese semiconductors never.

Cue polite European applause, the kind Europeans reserve for American guests who haven’t yet knocked over the wine list. Across the Atlantic, policy nerds reached for antacids. In Brussels, officials realized their long-sought Digital Markets Act may come pre-neutered by a senator whose state houses more CIA parking lots than vineyards. In Beijing, apparatchiks updated their “People’s Daily” style guide: replace “hegemonic Yankee” with “Senator from Virginia,” then proceed as usual.

Warner’s sermon was ostensibly about securing supply chains—no one wants a repeat of 2020 when the free world discovered ventilators and iPhones share the same umbilical cord in a Shenzhen back alley. Yet the subtext, audible from here to low-Earth orbit, was that the United States intends to write the operating system for the 21st century and kindly requests the rest of humanity to update or be left with dial-up.

This plays differently depending on your latitude. Down in Jakarta, trade ministers hear “resilience” and translate it to “export controls on nickel, lithium, and whatever else Uncle Sam suddenly deems strategic.” Up in Tallinn, Estonian cyber-warriors nod approvingly—finally, someone in Washington who pronounces “zero-day” without sounding like a pizza order. And in the Global South, where data is the new cotton, Warner’s talk of “trusted vendor ecosystems” sounds suspiciously like the East India Company with better PowerPoint.

The irony, of course, is that Warner made his fortune in early cellular networks back when phones were the size of shoeboxes and twice as ugly. He’s the rare politician who can quote EBITDA without blushing, which gives his moralizing a venture-capital aftertaste. Picture a preacher who read the Sermon on the Mount and immediately asked about seed funding.

Still, the world listens, because the alternatives are bleak. Europe offers GDPR fines large enough to dent a Big Tech quarter but too late to stop the data from boarding a transatlantic flight. China offers the Digital Silk Road, a rebranded opium route where the opium is TikTok. Russia, meanwhile, is busy DDOS-ing Ukrainian tractors and pretending that counts as foreign policy. Against that backdrop, Warner’s blend of Silicon Valley savvy and small-town sheriff swagger feels almost quaint—like watching a John Ford western where the cavalry rides in on electric scooters.

What happens next is less cinematic. Over the next 18 months, the EU will haggle over the AI Act, China will unveil its next Five-Year Plan for “Algorithmic Civilization,” and somewhere in a Senate subcommittee room with wood-paneled walls and worse coffee, staffers will graft Warner’s talking points onto bipartisan legislation nobody will read until it’s already law. The rest of us will continue uploading our biometric data in exchange for 10 percent off toothpaste, reassured that at least one guy in Washington remembers how to spell “cryptography.”

And so the caravan moves on. Climate refugees will keep walking, semiconductor fabs will keep humming, and Senator Warner will keep flying business class to explain why all of it must be done the American way—secure, resilient, and, above all, profitable. The planet may be on fire, but at least the firewall is bipartisan.