Global Cha-Cha: How Jen Affleck’s Dancing with the Stars Debut Became Earth’s Favorite Distraction from Collapse
**The Global Choreography: How Jen Affleck’s Dancing with the Stars Debut Became the World’s Favorite Distraction** While Ukrainian drones dance through Russian airspace and Chinese balloons pirouette across American skies, humanity has found its true north: watching a woman named Jennifer Affleck—who married into the Affleck dynasty like some sort of Hollywood Habsburg—attempt the cha-cha…
