**The Fleet-Footed Philosopher: How Dina Asher-Smith Became the World’s Most Reluctant Ambassador for British Decline** *From our International Desk* LONDON—In an era when Britain’s global influence increasingly resembles a faded empire selling nostalgia by the pound, Dina Asher-Smith runs counterclockwise to national trajectory. While her homeland negotiates trade deals with the enthusiasm of a jilted…
**The Chancellor’s Little Red Briefcase and the World’s Collective Heart Attack** LONDON – Somewhere between the stained carpets of 11 Downing Street and a Pret à Manger queue that stretches to Calais, the Chancellor of the Exchequer is rehearsing how to say “we’re all poorer, but cheer up, pensioners get a bus pass” in a…
**When the World Holds Its Breath: The Global Theater of Today’s Fed Meeting** If you’re asking what time the Fed meeting starts today, congratulations—you’ve joined billions of people whose lives hang in the balance of eight bureaucrats arguing about numbers in a Washington conference room. The answer, for those keeping score, is 2:00 PM Eastern…
It says something about our times that the most reliable way to predict geopolitical tremors is to watch where the streaming giants place their next bets. Hulu—still technically the “U.S.-only” cousin of the Disney+ empire—has just green-lit Season 2 of *High Potential*, the procedural that asks: what if Sherlock had childcare issues and an IQ…
Atlanta’s Humidity Is Now an International Export—Whether You Ordered It or Not By the Bureau of Global Damp Affairs, Dave’s Locker Somewhere over the North Atlantic, a British Airways captain just announced “unseasonable mugginess” at cruising altitude. The culprit? A globetrotting blob of Atlanta air—equal parts kudzu perfume, brake-dust cologne, and whatever aerosolized regret evaporated…
The Globalization of “Gout Gout”: How a One-Word Meme Became a One-World Problem By R. Ignatius Malveaux, Senior Correspondent, Dave’s Locker In the beginning was the phrase, and the phrase was “gout gout.” Two syllables, twice repeated, no punctuation, no apology. Born somewhere in the fever swamps of Southeast Asian TikTok last autumn, the expression…
When the United States sneezes, the rest of the planet reaches for a tissue—and occasionally a crash helmet. That truism is never more obvious than when Americans start quarrelling over their 236-year-old operating manual, formally known as the Constitution, informally known as “that parchment we weaponize when convenient.” From Lagos boardrooms to Kyoto classrooms, the…
**Andreessen Horowitz: The Venture Capital Empire That’s Quietly Reshaping Your Digital Future (Whether You Like It or Not)** In a world where billionaires casually purchase social media platforms for fun and your grandmother now asks about cryptocurrency at Sunday dinner, one venture capital firm has mastered the art of being everywhere while remaining largely invisible…
The Champs-Élysées, Paris’s 1.9-kilometre runway of limestone and delusion, has always been less a street than a global stage—equal parts catwalk, battlefield, and cash register. On any given day you can watch a Japanese honeymooner pose with a baguette she’ll never eat, a Gulf-state prince queue for a €12 macaron, and a Parisian waiter perfect…
Damon Dash, once the cigar-chomping co-founder of Roc-A-Fella Records, has become an unlikely Rorschach test for late-stage capitalism: to Wall Street he’s a cautionary tale, to Lagos hustlers he’s a patron saint of bootstrap bravado, and to European bankruptcy courts he’s simply file number 17-10456. From his old loft in Tribeca to the chat rooms…
FC 26 Web App: The Quietest Global Border-Crossing Since the Black Death, Now With Pack Odds By the time the first wave of commuters in Lagos have finished bargaining with their bus conductors over 20-naira change, the FC 26 Web App has already logged 1.3 million log-ins from five continents. By the time the Tokyo…
The Newest Body-Part Brand Name You’ll Pretend to Know A dispatch on Skene’s glands, global gender medicine, and the planet’s endless talent for turning trivia into trend By the time you finish this sentence, some influencer in Copenhagen will have posted a pelvic-floor workout “for your skenes,” hashtagged #SkeningRight. Feel free to nod knowingly; the…
