The NC Dinos, for the uninitiated, are not a new strain of Jurassic Park cosplay gone rogue in Pyongyang. They are, in fact, South Korea’s most improbable baseball success story—an expansion team that clawed its way from corporate afterthought to 2020 Korean Series champions faster than most governments can agree on a Zoom background. And…
The Ballad of Jamie Vardy, Global Folk Hero for the Age of Diminishing Returns By Our Man in the Departure Lounge, somewhere between the duty-free Toblerone and existential dread There are two kinds of fairy tales left in the twenty-first century: the ones Disney franchises into lunchboxes, and the ones that leak out of a…
Inflation, that charming economic poltergeist, is currently throwing tantrums in every time zone. From the bazaars of Istanbul—where the lira’s purchasing power now resembles a melting ice sculpture—to the fluorescent aisles of a Sydney supermarket where A$9 iceberg lettuces are treated like Fabergé eggs, the same punchline echoes: your money is on a crash diet…
**When the Lights Go Out in California, the World Learns to Glow Alone** The Pacific Gas & Electric Company—California’s largest utility and America’s most creative interpretation of the phrase “public service”—has once again reminded 16 million customers that electricity is less a right than a privilege, to be withdrawn whenever the wind blows wrong. This…
LOS ANGELES—Seen from 35,000 feet, the city unfurls like a radioactive circuit board that someone spilled glitter on: a vast, humming grid of lights, smog, and the occasional brushfire giving the whole thing a festive orange halo. To the rest of the planet, Los Angeles is less a municipality than a planetary mood ring—when it…
**Marcos Giron: The Accidental Diplomat of Tennis in an Era of Existential Chaos** In a world where nations weaponize everything from natural gas to TikTok, it’s almost quaint that a 30-year-old Californian with a one-handed backhand has become an unlikely envoy of soft power. Marcos Giron—ranked 49th, owns one ATP title, and looks like the…
The Summer I Turned Pretty Ends, the World Keeps Spinning (Barely) By the time the final beach sunset faded to black on Prime Video last Friday, three things were already certain: Conrad had chosen his girl, the fish-market economy of fictional Cousins Beach would survive another season of hormonal chaos, and somewhere in Sri Lanka…
In a windowless studio somewhere between Harrisburg and the existential void, the Pennsylvania Lottery’s numbered balls pirouette nightly to the delight of 12.9 million Pennsylvanians—and, increasingly, to a silent, VPN-enabled audience that stretches from Lagos to Lahore. The PA Lottery “winning numbers,” once the quaint obsession of rust-belt grandmothers clutching crumpled slips at Sheetz counters,…
Paul Rudd: The Last Pleasant Man Standing, or How Hollywood Accidentally Weaponized Nice By the time you read this, Paul Rudd has probably aged another micro-millimetre, the same imperceptible sliver he’s been adding every fiscal quarter since 1995. Scientists in Switzerland, bored with the Higgs boson, are now using Large Hadron Collider downtime to measure…
Gen V Season 2 Release Time: A Global Countdown for the Morally Flexible By Dave’s International Desk, filed at 03:17 GMT from somewhere with suspiciously fast Wi-Fi The planet’s collective id has once again synchronized its watch. In twelve time zones, from the frost-bitten sanity of Oslo to the humidity-soaked delirium of Jakarta, humans are…
As the planet lurches from one existential cliff to the next—climate deadlines missed, democracies auctioned off to the highest bidder, and social media algorithms replacing the concept of shared reality—someone, somewhere, has decided the world urgently needs to know what Leo Woodall had for breakfast. It’s a curious form of global triage, but here we…
The United Kingdom has once again reminded the planet that, even in an age of collapsing ice shelves and collapsing attention spans, the most combustible topic remains the annual cost of tea and biscuits for the over-66s. This week’s confirmation that the state pension will rise by 8.5 % next April—thanks to the infamous “triple…
