The EU: A 27-Nation Group Therapy Session the World Can’t Leave Brussels, Belgium – If the planet were a dysfunctional family reunion, the European Union would be the cousin who keeps renegotiating the seating chart while the house is on fire. Twenty-seven countries—give or take one melodramatic ex-member sulking on the lawn—have voluntarily locked themselves…
**Dow Today: A Global Barometer of Hope, Hype, and Human Folly** NEW YORK—While the Dow Jones Industrial Average flirted with yet another arbitrary numerical milestone this morning, approximately 7.9 billion humans across the planet continued their daily struggle to eat, breathe, and pay rent. But let’s focus on what really matters: thirty carefully selected American…
ASML: The Tiny Dutch Firm Holding the World Hostage—One Nanometer at a Time By Hans van der Kloot, Senior Correspondent, The Hague Veldhoven, Netherlands—If you squint hard enough at a map of Europe, you’ll find ASML’s headquarters wedged between a cow pasture and an IKEA. From this pastoral setting, the company quietly decides whether your…
Pastor Frederick Haynes III has spent three decades turning Dallas’s Friendship-West Baptist Church into a pulpit that moonlights as a geopolitical weather station. From there he tracks storms that most American preachers prefer to ignore: Gaza rubble, Haitian debt, South African shack settlements, and the curious habit of U.S. tax dollars to fertilize foreign dictatorships…
Kelly Services: The Global Temp Agency That Makes Capitalism Feel Like a Waiting Room With Fluorescent Lighting By Our Correspondent Somewhere Between Shanghai and São Paulo Kelly Services began life in 1946 as a Detroit stenographer-for-hire outfit charmingly named “Russell Kelly Office Service.” Seventy-eight years later it has metastasized into a multinational H.R. vending machine,…
**The Global Court Jester: How Sonia Sotomayor Became the World’s Accidental Diplomat** While Washington obsesses over whether Supreme Court justices should be able to count to nine without taking their shoes off, the rest of the world has discovered something peculiar: Sonia Sotomayor has become America’s most unlikely export since the McRib. From the favelas…
Hong Kong vs Sri Lanka: A Tale of Two Meltdowns, or How to Lose a Country in Three Easy Decades By Our Correspondent Who Has Luggage Tags on His Soul It is the best of times—if you’re a sovereign-bond vulture circling Colombo’s airport—and the worst of times—if you’re a Hong Kong bookseller who just realized…
The NASDAQ Index—three syllables that sound like a luxury perfume but smell more like a casino floor at 4 a.m.—has become the planet’s unofficial mood ring. When it flashes green, champagne corks ricochet from Silicon Roundabout to Shenzhen. When it bleeds red, finance ministers cancel dinner reservations in 26 languages and Bitcoin bros discover the…
Delta State University: A Microcosm of Global Ambition, Grit, and Mild Existential Dread By Dave’s Locker International Desk CLEVELAND, Mississippi — In a world where TikTok diplomacy passes for foreign policy and cryptocurrency evangelists moonlight as macro-economists, few places feel as simultaneously hyper-local and surreally planetary as Delta State University (DSU). Perched on an alluvial…
Rick and Morty: A Multiverse Passport for the Global Existential Crisis By Dave’s Locker International Desk Somewhere between a Syrian refugee camp Wi-Fi hotspot and a Seoul subway car hurtling toward Gangnam, two silhouettes—one spiky-haired teen, one belching scientist—have become the planet’s most unlikely cultural ambassadors. Rick and Morty, the animated brainchild of Justin Roiland…
Alphabet’s share price—ticker GOOGL—has been waltzing across trading screens like a tipsy diplomat at a UN reception: one moment bowing to regulators, the next pirouetting on AI headlines, never quite spilling the drink. To most retail investors from Jakarta to Johannesburg, the stock is simply “the Google thing,” a proxy bet on humanity’s incurable need…
Somewhere above the North Atlantic, a Boeing 787 is banking left in a holding pattern because the airline just realized it’s short one rivet certified for 0.0003 millimeters of tolerance. Down on the ground, the same missing rivet is making traders in London, Tokyo, and São Paulo twitch like overcaffeinated meerkats. Welcome to the global…
