Leverkusen, a modest Rhineland city whose name sounds like a pharmaceutical after-dinner mint, has spent most of its life politely clearing its throat in the shadow of Cologne’s cathedral. Yet this spring it has swaggered onto the global stage like an intern who just discovered expense accounts. The cause: Bayer 04 Leverkusen’s first-ever Bundesliga title,…
It began, as most planetary distractions do, with a shrug in Turin. When UEFA first paired Manchester City with SSC Napoli in the 2011-12 Champions League group stage, global markets barely blinked; the euro was wobbling, Occupy tents had colonized lower Manhattan, and the world’s attention was fixed on the slow-motion car crash called the…
Club Brugge vs Monaco: Where Medieval Cobblestones Meet Tax-Haven Glitter, and the World Pretends It Cares By Our Man in Bruges, nursing a Duvel and a mild existential crisis In a universe where COP summits end in polite applause and zero emissions, and the UN Security Council can’t even agree on lunch, it is oddly…
Robo Shankar and the Global Panic Over a Man Who Dared to Laugh There’s something grimly poetic about the fact that the same week the World Health Organization upgraded “burnout” to a full-blown diagnosis, an Indian comedian named Robo Shankar became the planet’s newest export-grade controversy. While G-7 finance ministers fretted over whether to call…
Frontier Airlines: The Spirit of the American West, Now Available in a Middle Seat Near You By: Our Man in the Departure Lounge DENVER—Somewhere over the North Atlantic, a Lufthansa A350 glides toward Frankfurt like a well-funded social-democracy, sipping fuel and serving Riesling. Ten thousand feet below, an Airbus A320 with a raccoon on the…
The Victoria Line: London’s Tube of Mild Existential Despair Finds New Global Fans By Ludo Vickers, International Correspondent, somewhere between Pret and Pret In the grand taxonomy of urban transit, the Victoria Line is what happens when a city decides to build an artery but accidentally installs a vein. Opened in 1968, it was meant…
MADRID – Walk the worn marble of the Manzanares at dusk and you will find the last dictator Europe still applauds. No, not one of those tin-pot nostalgics hogging the headlines in the world’s sad corners—this one wears a black Armani tracksuit, whistles with the authority of a frontier guard, and has turned a modest…
COPENHAGEN, Denmark — On Thursday night the Parken Stadium will throb with the sort of optimism Scandinavians normally reserve for tax-return season. FC Copenhagen, a club whose annual budget is roughly what Bayer Leverkusen spends on sports-science smoothies, welcomes the newly-crowned “Neverlusen” for the first leg of a Europa League quarter-final. Bookmakers have installed the…
Wordle and Connections: How Two Little Puzzles Became the Last Neutral Territory in a Fractured World By Dave’s Foreign Correspondent, currently hiding from deadlines in a Reykjavik airport lounge It began, as most global crises do, innocently enough. One morning in February 2022, while Russian tanks queued politely outside Kyiv and half of Twitter was…
VANGUARD, n. – from the Old French avant-garde, literally “those who get shot at first so the rest of the army can Instagram the moment.” The word has marched far beyond its medieval battlefield origins and now parades through stock markets, art galleries, revolutionary cells, and corporate PowerPoints with the same smug confidence it once…
**The Global Implications of Lyssa McGowan’s Pets at Home: When Corporate Pets Become International Players** In the grand theater of international commerce, where titans clash over semiconductor supplies and nations wage economic warfare through trade tariffs, one might be forgiven for missing the seismic shifts occurring in Britain’s pet care retail sector. Yet here we…
The Curious Case of Graham Potter: A Parable for the Age of Instant Judgment By Our Correspondent in the Departure Lounge, Somewhere Over the Atlantic When Graham Potter was quietly escorted out of Stamford Bridge last spring, the global reaction was less a gasp than a collective shrug—a sound that, translated into 37 languages, still…
