Raiders of the Lost Attention Span: How a 33-Point Meltdown Became the World’s Shared Therapy Session By Our Correspondent Somewhere Between the Black Hole and the Duty-Free Shop Las Vegas—The Raiders’ 33-13 surrender to the Kansas City Chiefs was, on paper, just another Thursday-night NFL blooper reel. Yet from Lagos sports bars to Seoul PC-bangs,…
Trisha Yearwood: How One Georgia Kitchen Became a Soft-Power Superpower By Our Correspondent in the Expat Bar, Terminal 3, Dubai If you’ve flown over the Pacific lately, you may have noticed turbulence that isn’t meteorological: it’s the collective stomach-growl of long-haul passengers binge-watching Trisha Yearwood’s “Trisha’s Southern Kitchen” on seat-back screens. The three-time Grammy winner…
Raiders Game: How a Rust-Bucket Franchise Became a Global Parable of Late-Stage Capitalism By Our Man in Row Z, Nursing a Warm Beer and Existential Dread Las Vegas—The Raiders’ 27-20 win over Kansas City last Sunday was more than another over-produced American gladiator match. It was a Rorschach test for a planet that can’t decide…
Tulsa King, Season 3, or How a 76-Year-Old Mafioso Became the Last Honest Diplomat on Earth By Matteo “Jet-Lagged” Rossi, International Affairs Desk, Dave’s Locker When news broke that Sylvester Stallone’s Dwight “The General” Manfredi would be returning for a third tour of duty in Oklahoma, the collective shrug in Brussels could have toppled the…
Cade Stover: The Linebacker Who Could Stop a Trade War—But Probably Won’t By Dave’s International Bureau of Mild Disillusionment In the grand theater of global affairs—where nuclear submarines prowl, TikTok negotiates sovereignty, and the Euro flirts with parity like a drunk tourist in Mykonos—one Ohio State linebacker has emerged as an unlikely barometer of our…
From the banks of the Danube to the back alleys of Dakar, the world’s attention has lately been arrested by the improbable global phenomenon known as C.J. Gardner-Johnson. Not a vaccine, not a crypto-coin, not even a new streaming war—just a 5-foot-11, safety-sized bundle of swagger who has, with almost malicious ease, turned the NFL’s…
Raiders Game Today: A Global Theater Where Gladiators Wear Visors and Sponsors Wear Smiles By Dave’s Locker International Desk Alameda County may think it owns the Raiders, but the truth is far less romantic. Somewhere between a drone shot of the Vegas Strip and a freight container in Mundra Port, today’s Raiders game has become…
Leonard Fournette Is Retired (Unless You Still Pay Him): A Dispatch on Globalized Muscle, Fleeting Glory, and the Endless Analogy of Football as Late-Stage Capitalism By Dave’s Locker International Bureau Dateline: Everywhere and Nowhere – The news pinged across time zones like a half-hearted missile drill: Leonard Fournette, age 29 going on Achilles-calcified 39, is…
PARIS—Somewhere between the 15th arrondissement and a half-forgotten server farm in Tallinn, the name “Josh Grizzard” has begun to ricochet through the encrypted channels where contemporary reputations are minted and incinerated. To the casual observer, the phrase sounds like the punch line to an inside joke no one remembers telling—yet in the last 72 hours…
Across four oceans and twenty time zones, grown men in jerseys emblazoned with the surname “ATWELL” have begun appearing in Lagos night markets, Manila jeepneys, and the kind of Berlin techno-basements where nobody is supposed to care about American football. The reason is Tutu Atwell, the 5-foot-9, 165-pound Louisville-to-Los-Angeles jetpack who now moonlights as the…
Booker T: The Name That Refuses to Stay on Its Page By Dave’s Locker Global Desk PARIS, 05:12 a.m. local—The espresso machine wheezes like an asthmatic accordion, and somewhere between the second and third sip a stranger leans over and asks, “But which Booker T do you mean?” It is the sort of question that…
Texans vs Buccaneers: How a Floridian Squall and a Lone-Star Dust-Up Became the World’s Weirdest Diplomatic Rorschach Test ———————————————————————————————————————— Rome had its gladiators, London its football hooligans, and now—because history insists on punchlines—planet Earth has the Houston Texans and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, two professional American football teams whose meeting on a Sunday evening in NRG…
