UFC 320: When the Octagon Becomes the World’s Most Honest Diplomatic Channel Dave’s Locker International Desk | São Paulo → Las Vegas → Riyadh By the time the blood had dried on the canvas at UFC 320, three continents had already filed diplomatic cables about the main event. Not because the Dagestani champion had delivered…
Pachuca 3–1 Cruz Azul: A Tiny Mining Town Reminds the Planet That Money Still Can’t Buy Everything—Except Maybe VAR The Estadio Hidalgo sits 2,400 metres above sea level, far enough from Mexico City that the smog thins and the oxygen thins faster. On Tuesday night, as a chill wind whipped across the Sierra Madre, Pachuca’s…
The Telegraph & Argus: Yorkshire’s Last Provincial Punch Line in a World That Forgot to Laugh By Our Man in the Global Waiting Room, Still Holding Yesterday’s Paper Bradford, West Yorkshire – If you mention the Telegraph & Argus at Davos, the average delegate will assume you’ve mispronounced “cryptographic argot” and invite you to pitch…
The Great Boca-vs-Westchester Proxy War: How FAU vs FIU Became Earth’s Most Watched Slight Inconvenience By Dave’s International Desk, still jet-lagged from a layover in Doha where the duty-free screens were showing cornhole On the surface, tonight’s collision between Florida Atlantic University and Florida International University is a mid-week Conference USA tilt played in a…
Eastern Kentucky vs Marshall: Appalachian Grudge Match as Proxy Theater for the World’s Slow-Motion Collapse Dave’s Locker – International Desk HUNTINGTON, West Virginia – While COP28 delegates in Dubai were congratulating themselves on a lukewarm promise to maybe, possibly, think about phasing down fossil fuels “when convenient,” roughly 22,000 people wedged themselves into two decaying…
The World Holds Its Breath While South Carolina Argues Over a Football Score By Dave’s Foreign Correspondent, currently sober enough to file copy from a bar with Wi-Fi that smells faintly of regret and onion rings. In a week when the Arctic belched out its hottest June on record, when a German bank quietly asked…
Match of the Day: A Global Spectacle, Sponsored by Existential Dread By Our Foreign Desk Correspondent, somewhere between the bar and the abyss LONDON—Somewhere in the bowels of Broadcasting House, the BBC’s flagship football digest rolls off the production line every Saturday night like a precision-guided missile aimed squarely at the nation’s collective sofa. But…
Sainsbury’s Argos: The Quiet British Invasion of Global Living Rooms By the time you finish reading this sentence, another Argos “Fast Track” van will have screeched away from a Sainsbury’s car park somewhere in the Home Counties, bound for a semi-detached house whose occupant just ordered a £39.99 air fryer at 2:17 a.m. in a…
Tudum: The Global Echo Chamber We Never Asked For If you’ve ever wondered what the sound of late-stage capitalism clearing its throat would be, Netflix has helpfully provided the answer: “Tudum.” A two-syllable onomatopoeic belch that now doubles as a fan-festival, streaming strategy, and, increasingly, a soft-power flex. Last week the traveling circus—equal parts trade-show,…
The BBC schedule, that timid spreadsheet of imperial nostalgia, still beams out from London with the solemnity of a butler announcing dinner. Yet what looks like a quaint list of “Gardeners’ World” and “Antiques Roadshow” is, in truth, a soft-power stealth bomber making nightly landings in 180-odd territories. While Washington exports aircraft carriers and Beijing…
The Global Gospel According to Six Little Numbers By “Lucky” Matteo Volkov, roaming correspondent and reluctant statistician Somewhere between the duty-free cigarette counter and the overpriced espresso machine at Istanbul’s new mega-airport, I watched a Kazakh oil engineer, a Filipino nurse, and a German backpacker queue for the same thing: a slip of thermal paper…
Fábio Carvalho: The €7 Million Footballer Who Reminds Us the World Is Still For Sale, Just at a Discount If you squint hard enough at Fábio Carvalho’s career trajectory, you can see the entire global economy refracted in miniature: a Portuguese kid born in Torres Vedras, polished in England, loan-dumped in Germany, and now hawked…
