LOS ANGELES—Somewhere between the sushi bars of Ginza and the steakhouses of Buenos Aires, the phrase “¡Vamos Dodgers!” has become as common a toast as any local battle cry. That a baseball team from a city that also exports Marvel franchises and micro-influencers now functions as a de-facto cultural attaché tells you everything about America’s…
Enrique Hernández, the man whose name autocorrects to “Enrique Iglesias” on three continents, has spent the past decade proving that the global supply chain is held together less by steel and silicon than by a single procurement manager in Tijuana with a caffeine addiction and a knack for dark miracles. From his perch at a…
Tim Key: The Accidental Global Poet Laureate of Our Quiet Existential Spiral By the Bureau Chief Who Skipped Lunch GENEVA—The International Committee on Cultural Significance meets every third Tuesday in a beige room that smells faintly of cheese and dread. Last month they added a new item to the agenda: Tim Key. Not the man…
Sean Clifford and the Geopolitics of a Backup Quarterback By Our Man in the Cheap Seats, somewhere over the Atlantic The name Sean Clifford does not, at first blush, rattle the chandeliers at the UN or trigger emergency sessions of the G7. He is, after all, a 25-year-old American football player who was selected 149th…
Eric Idle: The Last Python Standing Between Empire and Apocalypse By Our Man in a Bunker Somewhere Over the Atlantic There is, admittedly, something perversely comforting in the fact that the loudest surviving voice of Monty Python belongs to the one member who once wrote a musical number called “Always Look on the Bright Side…
Costco Recalls: How a Plastic Chicken Tray Took Down the Global Village By the Bureau Chief of “Things That Shouldn’t Travel” Let us begin with the humble rotisserie chicken—an $4.99 beacon of late-capitalist hope that has migrated from the fluorescent suburbs of Seattle to the bootleg parking lots of Mexico City, the glassy atriums of…
From the Pyrenees to the Pacific: How the Word “Espanyol” Became a Global Rorschach Test BARCELONA—Last week, in a fluorescent-lit classroom in Seoul, a teenager practiced rolling the Spanish “r” in the word “espanyol,” blissfully unaware that 10,000 kilometers away a Catalan separatist was spitting it out like cheap vermouth. Meanwhile, on a Reddit thread…
Coastal Flood Warning: The World’s New Déjà Vu DATELINE—Somewhere a few centimeters above sea level—The alert, once reserved for low-lying atolls and the more melodramatic stretches of the Netherlands, is now being issued from Lagos to Los Angeles, from Mumbai to Miami, and—because misery loves company—from Venice to Vanuatu. Coastal flood warnings, once the meteorological…
Pastor Frederick Haynes III has spent three decades turning Dallas’s Friendship-West Baptist Church into a pulpit that moonlights as a geopolitical weather station. From there he tracks storms that most American preachers prefer to ignore: Gaza rubble, Haitian debt, South African shack settlements, and the curious habit of U.S. tax dollars to fertilize foreign dictatorships…
**When Americana Punches Back: The Zach Bryan–Gavin Adcock Dust-Up as a Global Parable** NASHVILLE—While the rest of the planet worried about melting ice caps, rogue A.I. and whether the yuan will finally dethrone the dollar, two corn-fed boys from the Bible Belt decided the most pressing geopolitical question was who spilled whose beer on the…
Steelers Quarterback: The Oval-Office of a Rust-Belt Kingdom By our man in the cheap seats, watching civilizations rise and fall between hot-dog commercials Pittsburgh—population smaller than a Beijing subway car at rush hour—has again entrusted its collective serotonin levels to a 24-year-old from Oklahoma who still calls shopping malls “downtown.” Meet Russell Wilson 2.0, or…
Lisa Aguilar and the Quiet Global Coup in Your Pocket By [REDACTED], Senior Correspondent, Dave’s Locker LISBON—On paper, Lisa Aguilar is a 33-year-old data ethicist from Hermosillo who now lives in a drafty flat overlooking the Tagus. On the ledger books of three sovereign-wealth funds, four intelligence agencies, and an offshore foundation whose name changes…
