Blake Corum: How a 5’8″ Kid from Marshall Became a Geopolitical Talking Point In the grand scheme of things—and trust me, the scheme is grander than any of us signed up for—Blake Corum is a college running back. That’s the headline. The sub-headline, visible only to those who read the fine print of modern civilization,…
Malik Washington: The Name That Broke the Internet’s Language Barrier If you’ve scrolled past a video of a man in a neon dashiki explaining macro-economics to a goat, congratulations—you’ve met the planet’s newest lingua franca, Malik Washington. In seven days the 27-year-old Senegalese-American polymath has become the first human to trend simultaneously on Weibo, X,…
Kavontae Turpin: The 5’7″ American Glitch in the NFL’s Global Matrix By Dave’s International Affairs & Existential Futility Desk When Kavontae Turpin, a man roughly the size of an airport sushi roll, returned a punt 78 yards for a touchdown against the Giants last season, the play ricocheted across continents like a rogue satellite signal….
Jim Nantz: The Last Gentleman Broadcasting to a Planet on Fire By Dave’s Locker Foreign Desk Somewhere between the azaleas of Augusta and the smoldering remains of what used to be the rules-based international order, Jim Nantz sits in a CBS compound that resembles a minor principality, calmly introducing the Masters as though Vladimir Putin…
Coldwater ITV: The Streaming Platform That Made the Arctic Circle Trending By the time the first teaser trailer for Coldwater ITV dropped, half the planet was already doom-scrolling through a heatwave and the other half was busy stockpiling tinned beans for the next geopolitical plot twist. Into this planetary fever dream marched a modestly funded…
Royal Flush: How Prince Andrew Became the World’s Most Expensive Cautionary Tale By Our Special Correspondent in the Cheap Seats LONDON—When Buckingham Palace announced last month that HRH The Duke of York had been “relieved of his remaining patronages,” the collective sigh of relief from British embassies from Brasília to Bangkok was almost strong enough…
West Nile Virus: A Global Mosquito’s Grand Tour By the time you finish this sentence, roughly 47 new humans will have been bitten by mosquitoes. One or two of them—depending on the neighborhood and the state of local sanitation budgets—might be welcoming West Nile virus (WNV) into their bloodstream. The virus, discovered in Uganda’s West…
The Mask That Went Global: How a 5’6″ Luchador from Tijuana Became the World’s Smallest Soft-Power Superpower By Dave’s Locker International Desk Somewhere between the fall of the Berlin Wall and the rise of TikTok, humanity decided its cultural ambassadors would no longer be violinists or Nobel laureates but a man in a sequined balaclava…
From Lagos to London, Mbilli Has the Whole World Counting—And Wondering Why We Still Bother By: L. Martínez, Senior Cynic-at-Large, Dave’s Locker In the beginning—according to whichever tired mythology you still half-believe—humans invented numbers to keep track of yams, goats, and the neighbors they were plotting to murder. Fast-forward a few millennia and the humble…
Marc Anthony, the salsa colossus who once crooned “Vivir Mi Vida” to stadiums full of people who’d paid triple-digit ticket prices for the privilege of crying in public, has become an unlikely barometer for the planet’s emotional weather. From Dubai’s brand-new climate-controlled beach clubs to the favela sound systems of Rio, that brassy trumpet intro…
DeMarcus Cousins: The 6’11” Metaphor for a Planet That Can’t Keep Its Best Pieces Together By our man in the cheap seats, Dave’s Locker Global Bureau PARIS—On a rainy Tuesday evening, in a bar just off Rue de Paradis, a Frenchman, a Senegalese street-vendor, and an Australian backpacker are watching grainy YouTube clips of DeMarcus…
Samford vs Baylor: A Microscopic Gladiator Match in the Coliseum of American Overreach By L. Marchetti, Senior Correspondent, Dave’s Locker Global Desk Somewhere on the rolling, chemically-enhanced grass of Waco, Texas—an otherwise forgettable dot on the map notable mainly for its enthusiastic relationship with firearms and Dr Pepper—Samford University will attempt to mug Baylor University…
