From the Ashes of Summer, America Sends October Missives to a Distracted Planet Byline: Our Man in the Cheap Seats, Somewhere Over the Atlantic While COP negotiators in Baku trade carbon credits like Pokémon cards and the Indian Ocean swells with yet another “once-in-a-century” cyclone, the United States has decided the most pressing global calendar…
Puebla vs. Guadalajara: A Rivalry That Makes the World Wonder Why It Cares Dave’s Locker | International Bureau MEXICO CITY—Somewhere between the smog that hugs the Valley of Mexico and the agave-scented breezes of Jalisco, two cities nurse a grudge so ancient it predates TikTok, NAFTA, and the concept of low-cost airfares. Puebla and Guadalajara—one…
Noah Kahan and the Global Business of Feeling Homesick By Dave’s Locker Foreign Desk Somewhere between the maple syrup aisle of a Berlin supermarket and a Spotify playlist titled “Sad Hiking,” a 27-year-old from Strafford, Vermont (population: 1,089, two general stores, and an existential dread per household) has become the unofficial troubadour of planetary weltschmerz….
The Beard That Launched a Thousand Freighters A geopolitical dispatch from the outer edges of the NBA’s orbit By the time James Harden’s 13th trade request leaked—this one politely phrased, like a ransom note written in calligraphy—global supply-chain managers in Rotterdam were already updating their risk models. Not because the former MVP moonlights as a…
Roman Anthony: The 17-Year-Old Who Just Reminded the Planet That Baseball Still Exists By Matteo “Lefty” Moreau, International Baseball Cynic-at-Large ZÜRICH—In the pantheon of global crises—climate tipping points, sovereign-debt Jenga, and the inexplicable persistence of pumpkin-spice diplomacy—one would be forgiven for forgetting that somewhere, under stadium lights older than most TikTok stars, a teenager named…
Jade Cargill and the New American Gladiator: How a Floridian Fitness Coach Became an Accidental Geopolitical Weapon PARIS—On a rain-slick evening along the Seine, diplomats still arguing over submarine contracts and grain corridors took a brief, collective pause last week. The reason? A 1.75-second clip of a statuesque American woman in rhinestone armor power-bombing a…
Robin Roberts, the woman who has spent more than two decades coaxing pre-caffeinated Americans into facing the day, is not a head of state, a Nobel laureate, or even—remarkably—someone with a verified TikTok dance. Yet from Lagos to Lisbon, her name has quietly slipped into the global vernacular as shorthand for unflappable optimism and, more…
ASH BY ELEGANCE: WHEN THE WORLD’S MOST EXCLUSIVE AESTHETIC CULT GOES FULL GLOBAL, EVEN THE VOLCANOES PUT ON TUXEDOS By the time the first shipment of “Ash by Elegance” arrived in Singapore, the customs officer—who had previously confiscated everything from counterfeit Birkins to a full-size giraffe femur—took one look at the matte-black box, sniffed, and…
Bam Adebayo: The Last Center Standing Between Civilisation and the Void From Lagos to Ljubljana, people who have never watched a full NBA game now recognise the name Adebayo the way they once recognised “Jordan” or “Kobe”—a linguistic passport stamped by late-night highlight reels and algorithmic omnipresence. The 27-year-old son of a Nigerian immigrant has…
Crushed Ore, Crushed Hopes: Rockies vs Giants and the Global Metaphor Nobody Ordered By “Rocky” Ricardo Serrano, International Correspondent-at-Large, Denver by way of Guadalajara, Reykjavik, and a suspiciously overpriced airport sushi bar In a world where sovereign debt clocks spin faster than a Shohei Ohtani slider, it is oddly comforting—if clinically delusional—to watch grown millionaires…
Rogers Centre, Toronto – The Blue Jays defeated the Tampa Bay Rays 6-3 last night, a line of agate type that looks positively quaint beside the planet’s larger box scores: Russian drones over Kyiv at 1-0, global inflation 8.6-0, humanity vs. climate tipping somewhere around 419-0. Yet in a world where every push alert feels…
From the vantage point of a rooftop bar in Singapore—where the skyline looks like a billionaire’s Lego set left out in the rain—it’s oddly fitting to watch two baseball teams named after opposing caste systems slug it out on a screen the size of Liechtenstein. The Kansas City Royals, heirs to a throne that exists…
