Michael Busch, First Baseman, Accidental Geopolitician By Our Man in the Dugout, filed from Taipei at 3 a.m. because deadlines are the last empire that never crumbles In the grand geopolitical casino, nations usually ante up with aircraft carriers, microchips, or, if you are feeling nostalgic, opium. So it is almost charming—like watching a hedge…
Laura Kenny, née Trott, is what happens when a small island that once ruled a quarter of the planet refuses to admit it’s finished bossing everyone around. Britain may have mislaid the empire, but it still exports miniature blonde meteors who pedal faster than most governments fall. Five Olympic golds, a knighthood-in-drag (they call it…
The Taylor Swift Website as Global Soft Power: How One .com Keeps the World from Completely Falling Apart By Our correspondent in a bunker somewhere between TikTok and the IMF It is 3:47 a.m. in Jakarta, 9:47 p.m. in São Paulo, and somewhere in the Sea of Okhotsk a Russian fishing trawler has just run…
Harry Maguire, the man whose name has become a global punch-line and a geopolitical Rorschach test, is currently doing what any self-respecting English centre-back would do after years of ritual public shaming: quietly captaining a resurgent Manchester United while the world argues about whether he’s a calamity in socks or the unluckiest fall-guy since Rasputin….
Taylor Swift’s Latest Countdown: The Planet Holds Its Breath While Rome Burns (and Streams) DAVOS—At 3 a.m. Geneva time, the Federal Reserve’s overnight swap line with the Bank of Japan flickered; traders, like everyone else, were refreshing Swift’s website instead of the yen. A digital egg-timer—five pastel vault doors, each ticking down to unspecified revelation—has…
Harry Kane, the Englishman whose right foot is worth more than several Balkan defense budgets, has once again reminded the planet that geopolitics may redraw maps, but only football can redraw the emotional cartography of entire nations. While G-7 ministers argue over commas in communiqués, Kane is busy scoring commas in record books—his latest brace…
Scheffler at the Ryder Cup: America’s Reluctant Atlas, Europe’s Favorite Punching Bag By the time Scottie Scheffler stepped onto the first tee at Marco Simone last September, the world had already spent two years treating him like a walking algorithm: plug in fairways, receive birdies. Inflation? Solved. War? Calmed. Simply project Scottie’s Strokes-Gained chart onto…
John Torode and the Global Cult of the Celebrity Chef: A Cautionary Tale from the Culinary Colosseum In the grand amphitheater of modern media—where Instagram filters replace velvet curtains and Michelin stars have become geopolitical bargaining chips—John Torode stands as both ringmaster and sacrificial lamb. The Australian-born, London-based chef has transcended his role as mere…
Hull KR, or Hull Kingston Rovers if you’re feeling formal, is a rugby league club whose very existence feels like a cosmic joke told at the expense of globalisation. Here we have a team from the drizzle-drenched northeast of England—a town best known for fish, chips, and existential despair—somehow ricocheting around the planet like a…
The Global Cannibal Economy, or How Armie Hammer Became a Geopolitical Indicator by Our Man in Everywhere, Still Hungover from 2019 It began, as most modern scandals do, with screenshots. Messages—allegedly from actor Armie Hammer—detailed a culinary enthusiasm for human flesh that would have made Hannibal Lecter file for trademark infringement. Within hours the story…
Euro Millions Results: A Global Audit of Hope, Taxation, and the Art of Pretending Tuesday Is Special LISBON—Every Tuesday and Friday at 20:45 CET, a cluster of television cameras in a nondescript studio here performs humanity’s most reliable miracle: turning spare change into colossal disappointment at continental scale. The latest Euro Millions draw—€144 million jackpot,…
Spectrum Down: When the World’s Digital Vein Flatlines and Humanity Re-enters Analog Hell By our correspondent in Geneva, where the coffee is strong enough to reboot a continent The outage began, as all modern catastrophes do, with a shrug emoji. From São Paulo stock traders to Seoul K-pop stans, users discovered that Spectrum—Charter Communications’ plump…
