September 12, 2024 – Somewhere Between the Baltic and the Black Sea While Brussels bureaucrats argued over the exact shade of bureaucratic beige for their next PowerPoint, and while Shanghai traders refreshed their phones to see if the yuan had imploded yet, a quieter revolution was unfolding across 195 countries: the daily pilgrimage to the…
SINGAPORE—In a gleaming, air-conditioned showroom where the price of a single soy-latte could feed a Laotian village for a day, the iPhone 17 Pro Max case sits under bullet-proof acrylic like a holy relic. It’s only 0.4 millimeters thick, costs more than the average monthly wage in rural Moldova, and is—according to the laminated placard—“precision-milled…
The Curious Case of Jay Wynne: A Local Weatherman Who Accidentally Became a Global Metaphor By the time Jay Wynne’s Wednesday-evening forecast went viral on five continents, the man himself was already asleep in his modest flat in Reading, dreaming—one likes to imagine—of isobars and kettle steam. By dawn, a clip captioned “British meteorologist predicts…
Fox News Live Stream: A Global Mirror Held Up to the American Id By Elias Mercier, International Correspondent There is a peculiar ritual that repeats itself every night in time zones stretching from Reykjavík to Riyadh. Somewhere between the third espresso and the fourth existential crisis, expats, diplomats, and insomniac traders open a browser tab…
The Mushroom Kingdom Goes Multilateral: How a “Super Mario Galaxy” Film Became the UN of Blockbusters By Paolo “Warp-Pipe” Ricci, Senior Correspondent, Dave’s Locker Rome—In the same week that the G7 couldn’t agree on a dessert menu, Universal and Nintendo quietly announced a global release slate for their still-untitled Super Mario Galaxy movie. The timing…
Across oceans and borders, in the smoky backrooms of Geneva think-tanks and the fluorescent glare of Seoul sports bars, the name Malcolm Brogdon has started to carry the faint whiff of geopolitical metaphor. Not because the 6’4″ guard can single-handedly reboot supply chains or lower global interest rates—heaven forbid we inflate another athlete into a…
Tyler Robinson and the Quiet Rebellion of One-Man Nations By our jaded foreign desk Somewhere between the death rattle of the twentieth-century nation-state and the TikTok-fication of geopolitics, Tyler Robinson—age 32, passport holder of no fixed narrative—has become the planet’s most unlikely cartographer. While the rest of us binge-watch the collapse of supply chains and…
Steve Burns and the Blue Dog That Ate the World By “Roving” Rodrigo Valdez, Dave’s Locker Foreign Desk PARIS—Somewhere between the baguette crumbs on Rue de Rivoli and the tear-gas haze drifting in from the suburbs, Steve Burns has become a global Rorschach test. You remember Burns: the guy in the green-striped rugby shirt who…
News Nation: The American Cable Outlet That Accidentally Became a Metaphor for the World’s Existential Dread By the time the second coffee grows cold in newsrooms from Lagos to Lima, the overnight Nielsen numbers for News Nation have usually landed, and the ritual head-scratching begins. Launched in 2020 as the great American hope for “unbiased”…
Good evening, dear inmates of the global asylum. Tonight we turn our blood-shot eyes toward that venerable American alphabet soup known as ABC News—three letters that, depending on longitude and sobriety level, can signal either the last campfire of objective journalism or just another branch of the Walt Disney Company’s ever-expanding enchanted kingdom. Take your…
West Ham Board Meets the “People’s Mic”: A Parable of Late-Capitalist Football from Stratford to Singapore By our correspondent, still slightly jet-lagged from a cargo hold in Doha LONDON — On a damp Wednesday evening, while the Thames did its usual impression of a forgotten soup, the West Ham United board of directors shuffled into…
Space Waves: The Universe’s Latest Status Update By Our Correspondent, Somewhere Between LEO and Existential Dread The first “space wave” was detected last Tuesday at 03:17 UTC by a Chinese radio array that was, ironically, built to spy on American radio arrays. Instead, it intercepted a 1.2-second burst of what can only be described as…
