Weather Warning: A Global Forecast of Mild Panic With Scattered Irony By Special Correspondent, Still Somewhere Between Hemispheres GENEVA—The World Meteorological Organization issued its latest “weather warning” Tuesday, a phrase that now lands with the solemnity of a papal decree and the shelf life of a meme. Across five continents, governments opened emergency WhatsApp groups,…
Nadine Menendez and the Golden Handcuffs of Globalized Graft By Ignacio “Nacho” Valdez, Senior Correspondent, Dave’s Locker PARIS—If you want to understand how a New Jersey marriage certificate can rattle stock exchanges from Dubai to Davos, meet Nadine Menendez, née Arslanian, now the poster child for the idea that love, like subprime mortgages, can be…
Bethune-Cookman: A Tiny Florida Campus that Explains Why the Planet is Still on Fire Dateline – Daytona Beach, Florida – or, as it is known in the darker corners of Davos, “Exhibit A in the Tragedy of the Commons.” From a satellite’s bored eye, Bethune-Cookman University looks like a modest cluster of red-brick optimism wedged…
Eduardo Serrano and the Curious Case of the Vanishing Nation-State By Diego “Still-Has-a-Passport” Morales, Dave’s Locker International Desk CARACAS—While the rest of the planet was busy deciding whether World War III should be fought on TikTok or in a shipping lane, Eduardo Serrano did something almost quaint: he tried to govern. The 48-year-old former industrial…
Baton Rouge, Louisiana – It is a safe bet that most people on the planet have never Googled “Southern University,” yet the phrase still manages to radiate a gravitational pull for anyone wondering how a former slave colony quietly reinvented itself as an exporter of culture, football trauma, and contradictory optimism. From Lagos to Lahore,…
Tricolor Auto Group and the Global Rear-View Mirror By Dave’s International Affairs Correspondent, still stuck in traffic on the Ring Road The first time I heard the words “Tricolor Auto Group” I was in a smog-choked Mexico City café, eavesdropping on a German financier and a Canadian actuary arguing over whether sub-prime lending was a…
Charlie Rock: The Pebble That Launched a Thousand Sanctions Dave’s Locker — International Desk The name sounds like a washed-up 1950s crooner or an indie band that breaks up after the bassist’s visa gets denied, but “Charlie Rock” is neither. Instead, it is the affectionate shorthand for a fist-sized lump of granite now sitting in…
**BAFTA Winner Sophie Willan: Proof the Apocalypse Has a Sense of Humor** In a world where democracy teeters like a drunk tourist in Magaluf and billionaires play space tourism while the oceans boil, Sophie Willan has emerged as Britain’s latest cultural export—because apparently, we needed another reminder that the UK excels at turning trauma into…
Wye Valley: The Last Scenic Cul-de-Sac Before the World Ends There is a quiet, green scar running between England and Wales where the River Wye performs its slow-motion escape from the 21st century. On a good day the place looks like a Tolkien screensaver—hills tossed like crumpled bed linen, sheep posing as unpaid extras, and…
Jota Silva: The Portuguese Winger Who Proves the World Still Runs on Speed, Debt, and Hope By the time you finish reading this sentence, Jota Silva will have already been scouted by three mid-table Premier League clubs, two petro-state sporting directors with Excel sheets full of blood money, and one MLS franchise that still thinks…
HEIDI KLUM, OR HOW GERMANY CONQUERED THE WORLD IN STILETTOS By Our Correspondent, still recovering from Fashion Week jet-lag and the existential dread of duty-free Frankfurt—There are only two German exports the planet greets with unbridled enthusiasm: BMWs and Heidi Klum. One is a precision-engineered machine designed to make you feel superior at 250 km/h;…
WARSAW, 03:17 a.m. local time—While most of Europe was busy arguing over whose inflation is worse, the Polish sky last night briefly turned into a budget episode of Black Mirror. Two Russian reconnaissance drones—reportedly the kind you can order with a stolen credit card and a prayer to Saint Elon—waltzed 30 km past the border…
