Michael van Gerwen: How a Dutch Dart Sniper Became the Planet’s Oddly Comforting Metronome
In the grand theater of global spectacle—where billionaires race to Mars and teenagers topple governments with a meme—there stands a bald Dutchman hurling tungsten missiles at a board the size of a dinner plate. Michael van Gerwen, three-time world champion and walking endorsement for prenatal caffeine abuse, has become the unlikely barometer for how the…