Aliens Cancel Humanity: Earth’s Season Finale Leaves Universe Wanting Less
**Earth’s Season Finale: Aliens Drop the Cliff-Hanger We All Secretly Wanted** GENEVA—The final episode of *Planet Earth* apparently aired last night when a coalition of extraterrestrial focus groups announced, with the polite urgency of a Swiss flight attendant, that humanity’s multi-millennium run has been “declined renewal.” Viewers—that would be eight billion of us—were informed via…