# **DHS Employment Authorization: The Green Card Lottery’s Hot New Cousin** In the vast, ever-shifting landscape of internet trends, one phrase has been making waves globally: “DHS employment authorization.” At first glance, it might sound like the most boring hashtag ever—right up there with #TaxSeason or #DentalCheckup. But dig a little deeper, and you’ll find…
Frances Tiafoe: The Last American Standing on a Planet That’s Forgotten How to Stand Still By Dave’s Foreign Bureau of Existential Scoreboards PARIS, AUGUST—Somewhere between the 13th arrondissement’s overpriced croissants and the clay-stained baseline of Court Philippe-Chatrier, Frances Tiafoe reminded the world that the United States still exports something other than inflation and Marvel spin-offs:…
Rudi Johnson and the Quiet Collapse of the American Dream, as Observed from a Safe Distance ZURICH—Somewhere between the Alps and the next overpriced fondue, it’s easy to forget that in Cincinnati there is a man named Rudi Johnson who once carried a football 1,300 times in a single NFL season, then vanished into the…
Stockholm, Sweden – On a continent where the words “American football” still conjure images of helmeted gluggers knocking the stuffing out of one another in between Bud Light commercials, Kurt Warner remains a convenient shorthand for the American Dream™—factory recall edition. From stacking cans of beans at a Hy-Vee in Iowa to hoisting the Lombardi…
It is 04:47 GMT and the planet is already laughing. Somewhere between a TikTok livestream from Jakarta and the BBC’s sober pre-dawn bulletin, the American Powerball has coughed up another instant plutocrat—one ticket, sold at a Speedway gas station in—wait for it—Noblesville, Indiana. The jackpot clocked in at a tasteful US $1.326 billion, which, for…
