Mariners vs Astros: How a Rain-Soaked Ballpark Became the World’s Most Absurd Proxy War
Mariners vs Astros: A Proxy War Fought with Pine Tar and Regrets By Our Man in the Upper Deck, Nursing a $14 IPA and an Existential Crisis SEATTLE—As the final Boeing 787 of the evening rumbles overhead like a polite reminder of supply-chain collapse, two ball clubs from America’s soggy northwest and swampy southeast are…