**Arsenal Fixtures: The Global Phenomenon That’s Got the Internet Buzzing** Alright, listen up, sports fans and casual scrollers alike! There’s a storm brewing in the world of football (or soccer, if you’re from the States), and it’s not just about the beautiful game. It’s about the beautiful *schedule*. That’s right, we’re talking about **Arsenal fixtures**,…
From Accra to the Emirates: Eddie Nketiah and the Global Trade in Hopeful Strikers By Our Man in the Transfer Tavern Six time zones east of Tema Harbour, where Ghanaian trawlers offload their catch for European freezers, Eddie Nketiah is being filleted—politely—by the international football press. The kid once nicknamed “Eddie Goal” at Arsenal’s academy…
Arsenal Women: The Quiet Colonisation of Global Football by a North London Boutique By the time you finish this sentence, another teenage prodigy in São Paulo, Lyon, or Lagos has just Googled “Arsenal Women highlights” and felt the gravitational tug of a club that once sold cigarettes in the Highbury toilets and now sells aspiration…
Mikel Arteta, the accidental geopolitician, is currently conducting a real-time experiment in soft power from a bench in North London. While the rest of us doom-scroll through tariff wars, coups, and that inexplicable new TikTok dance, Arteta has quietly turned Arsenal Football Club into a multilateral alliance that would make the UN Security Council blush…
Tim Lewis, Arsenal’s quietly lethal non-executive director, has spent the last three years doing something that would make most arms dealers blush: weaponising a football club. In boardrooms from Mayfair to Manhattan, the former City lawyer—nicknamed “the scalpel” by colleagues who still have their fingernails—has overseen the transformation of Arsenal from well-mannered London ornament to…
Edu Gaspar: The Diplomat in Cleats Quietly Reordering Global Football’s Furniture By “Dave’s Locker” International Correspondent Rio de Janeiro, São Paulo, Geneva—pick your clichéd dateline—doesn’t matter. Wherever you stand, Edu Gaspar is already there, smiling politely while shifting the tectonic plates under world football like a maître d’ who’s just noticed the VIP table needs…
Arsenal Team News: A Global Tragedy in Three Acts By Eduardo “Ed” Sardonique, International Affairs & Existential Dread Correspondent LONDON—Somewhere between a drone strike in the Red Sea and a TikTok of a cat playing the xylophone, Arsenal Football Club released their latest injury bulletin. In any other week the communiqué would have slithered quietly…
