Global Hoops: How Slam Dunk 2026 Unites a Fractured World Through Manufactured Drama and Overpriced Nachos
**Dunking on the Apocalypse: How the World Plans to Celebrate Sports While Everything Burns** The year is 2026, and humanity has collectively decided that what we really need right now—amid the cascading climate disasters, democratic backsliding, and the fact that your smart fridge is probably spying on you—is another international sporting spectacle. Enter “Slam Dunk…