Exporting Enigma: How Jacob Elordi Became the World’s Last Universal Product
Jacob Elordi: How One Very Tall Australian Became the Planet’s Last Universal Export Brisbane, 1997: a baby is born who will eventually grow to six-foot-five and be shipped to Los Angeles in a crate marked “Euphoric Talent, Handle With Care.” Twenty-six years later, that same crate has circled the globe so many times it now…