**Why the Patriots Head Coach is the Unlikely King of Global Internet Culture** Alright, listen up, sports fans and meme enthusiasts alike! If you’ve been anywhere near the internet lately, you’ve probably stumbled upon the unexpected global phenomenon that is the New England Patriots’ head coach, Bill Belichick. Yes, you read that right. The man…
Bill Belichick, the NFL’s hoodie-clad Machiavelli, has finally vacated the New England Patriots’ throne room after twenty-four seasons, six rings, and enough surveillance footage to make the NSA blush. To the average Boston barfly, this is sports-page melodrama. To the rest of the planet, it is a miniature of how empires collapse: first the satellites…
Bill Belichick’s New Girlfriend: A Glorious Global Distraction While the World Burns By Dave’s Locker International Correspondent Geneva, Switzerland – In a week when the Arctic Circle posted a balmy 12°C, when the Bank of Japan quietly admitted it has been printing yen like counterfeiters on Red Bull, and when the EU’s AI Act started…
