Borderlands 4 Patch Notes: The Only Border the Planet Still Agrees to Patrol By our correspondent in Geneva, where even the Wi-Fi feels diplomatic GENEVA—While the world’s physical borders ossify into barbed-wire tantrums and visa regimes that read like dystopian haikus, humanity has quietly reached consensus on one frontier: the cartoon wastelands of Borderlands 4….
Borderlands 4: A Post-Truth Loot-Shooter for the Age of Perpetual Crisis By “Dusty” Diaz, filing from a bullet-scarred internet café in Tijuana The planet is on fire, supply chains are auditioning for a Beckett play, and yet the biggest global release this quarter is—drum-roll on an empty ammo box—Borderlands 4, Gearbox Software’s latest carnival of…
Borderlands 4 and the Great Global Countdown: How a Loot-Shooter Became a Geopolitical Barometer By the time you finish reading this paragraph, at least three more Reddit threads will have declared, with unshakable certainty, that Borderlands 4 will launch on 14 September 2025. By dinner, that date will be debunked, re-credited to a “leaked Nvidia…
