Global Eye Rolls as Aussie DJ Seizes Big Brother Throne—World Somehow Keeps Spinning
PARIS – Somewhere between the charred remains of the 24-hour news cycle and the latest cease-fire that isn’t, the world briefly paused to ask a question of truly planetary consequence: who, exactly, just seized the Head of Household key on Big Brother? For the uninitiated—blessed souls who still use their evenings to read books or…