Why Manchester’s Drizzle Is Quietly Running the World (and Ruining Everyone’s Day)
Manchester, England, has always prided itself on exporting gloom at scale—first via the Smiths’ back catalogue, now via low-pressure systems that circle the globe like grumpy tourists. The city’s latest forecast—steady drizzle, intermittent existential dread, maximum 12 °C—may read like a local shrug, but in a world where the jet stream is drunk-dialling the Arctic,…