Gabrielle’s Global Wet Will: How a Dented Hurricane Became the World’s Shared Hangover
Hurricane Gabrielle, or whatever’s left of her after the Atlantic chewed her up and politely spat the bones toward Cornwall, has turned the United Kingdom into a soggy punchline. From Lagos boardrooms to Tokyo trading floors, meteorologists are now the new rock stars—equal parts Cassandra and clickbait—because a storm that couldn’t even keep its category…