Kilmar Abrego Garcia Transfer: The Quiet Shuffle That Made Every Border Guard Reach for Coffee By Dave’s Locker International Desk Geneva, Switzerland – In the grand theater of global migration, most stories arrive with cinematic flair: rubber boats under Mediterranean moonlight, razor-wire selfies, or press-secretary tears. Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s transfer, by contrast, was the bureaucratic…
Passport Panic Goes Global: The Foreign Office’s Backup Plan and the Paper Chase of Modern Citizenship By Our Man in the Queue, Somewhere between Terminal 3 and Existential Dread If the 20th century taught us anything, it’s that passports are just polite permission slips from the state allowing you to flee your own tax code….
Tomas Lindberg Dies: The World Mourns a Man Nobody Knew They Needed ZURICH—The death notice came via an encrypted Signal message at 03:47 GMT, sandwiched between a crypto-scam and a video of a cat playing the xylophone. By breakfast, Tomas Lindberg—until yesterday a name as globally anonymous as your neighborhood barista—was trending above nuclear brinkmanship…
When the FBI’s own agents start suing their employer, the world’s brass bands pause mid-parade. In 2024, eleven current and former FBI employees filed a class-action in Virginia claiming the Bureau’s disciplinary system is “arbitrary, Kafkaesque, and marinated in political spite.” Translation: the guys who normally serve subpoenas are now on the receiving end, and…
Justice Secretary: A Title That Travels Poorly By Our Correspondent Somewhere Slightly Safer Than Where You Are The phrase “Justice Secretary” sounds like a job invented by a wishful-thinking focus group: a bureaucrat who keeps justice in a filing cabinet, dusts it off for photo-ops, and quietly mails it to the wrong address when no…
