**Why Toronto is Having Its Global Moment in the Sun** Alright, folks, grab your Tim Hortons double-double and let’s dive into why Toronto, Canada’s biggest city, is currently stealing the global spotlight. It’s not just because Drake’s been busy dropping subliminal messages in his lyrics (though, let’s be real, that’s part of it). Toronto’s been…
# Colombia vs Canada: The Battle for Internet Supremacy Alright, folks, buckle up! The internet has a new showdown brewing, and it’s not about your favorite superhero franchises or fast-food chains. No, this time, it’s a clash of nations: Colombia vs Canada. You might be thinking, “What on earth could these two countries possibly be…
**Title: Canada vs Australia: The Great Internet Showdown of 2023** Alright, folks, buckle up because we’re diving headfirst into the most unexpected internet drama of the year: Canada vs Australia. That’s right, the two nations known for their politeness and love of barbecues have somehow found themselves in a global showdown. But why? What’s fueling…
Kelsey Mitchell: The Canadian Cyclist Who Pedaled Past Geopolitics and Into Global Daylight By Dave’s Locker International Desk PARIS—While the rest of us were doom-scrolling through the collapse of another cease-fire and the latest crypto-scam, a 30-year-old from Sherwood Park, Alberta quietly outsprinted the planet’s fastest women on two wheels. Kelsey Mitchell’s keirin gold at…
Carey Price and the Unbearable Lightness of Being a National Saint By Dave’s Locker International Desk, somewhere between a Tim Hortons and a UN peacekeeping outpost MONTREAL—If you want to watch a country negotiate with its own mythology, just mention Carey Price’s name in any bar from Chicoutimi to Chilliwack. The man has become a…
Felix Auger-Aliassime: The Maple-Leaf Messiah Who Forgot to Read the Script By *Dave’s Senior Correspondent for Existential Tennis Meltdowns* PARIS—Somewhere between the first and second espresso this morning, the global tennis-industrial complex realized it has been stood up at the altar again. Felix Auger-Aliassime—Canada’s polite, 6-foot-4 answer to the question “What if a royal guard…
