Patrick Cantlay: The World’s Favorite Blank Stare and What It Says About Late-Stage Capitalism
Patrick Cantlay, the taciturn Californian who currently occupies that curious intersection of athletic excellence and corporate ambivalence, has become our planet’s improbable barometer for late-stage capitalism’s slow-motion meltdown. While European pension funds hemorrhage over ESG golf tournaments and Chinese streaming services decide whether Cantlay’s glacial pace constitutes subversive performance art, the man himself keeps cashing…
