How the Astros Schedule Quietly Runs the World Economy (and Other Party Tricks)
The Astros Schedule as Geopolitical Tarot A cynical guide to why 162 games in fly-over states still make the planet wobble By the time the Houston Astros’ 2024 schedule was released at dawn Houston-time—an hour that exists only so oil traders can pretend the sun rises on their spreadsheets—five different time zones had already priced…