Carbon Footprints and Touchdowns

Oxford, Mississippi—population 25,000, humidity 100%—has once again etched its fall Saturdays onto the global consciousness with the release of the 2024 Ole Miss football schedule. To the uninitiated foreign correspondent, the announcement looks like a polite Southern afterthought; to the rest of the planet, it is a Rorschach test of late-imperial priorities. While the Sahel…