Panthers Depth Chart: A Geopolitical Fable Written in Shoulder Pads and Passive Voice
Carolina Panthers Depth Chart: The Geopolitical Playbook Hidden Between the Hashmarks By “Vlad the Impaler of Sports Bureaucracy,” Dave’s Locker Global Affairs Desk The Panthers’ freshly minted depth chart dropped this week like a classified cable from the U.S. embassy in a midsize petro-state—full of euphemisms, passive voice, and the quiet understanding that someone, somewhere,…