Robert Pattinson: Accidental Global Icon, Reluctant Geopolitical Pawn, and the Last Batman Standing
Batman, Brand, and the Bleak Ballet of Global Fame: Robert Pattinson’s Accidental Geopolitics By “Gravedigger” G. M. Alonso, filing from the last airport lounge still serving warm beer PARIS—Somewhere above the Atlantic, Robert Pattinson is probably trying to sleep in business class while the rest of us mortals doom-scroll through cascading crises. The man once…