# **Lori Loughlin: From Hallmark Charm to College Scandal Queen** Oh, how the mighty fall—or in this case, how the *Full House* falls. Lori Loughlin, the actress who once warmed our hearts as Aunt Becky, has become the unlikely face of a scandal that’s got everyone from Gen Z to Boomers talking. But why is…
Ellen DeGeneres and the Global Collapse of the Nice-Industrial Complex By our correspondent, still scrubbing glitter off the passport There was a moment—brief, like the lifespan of a housefly in August—when Ellen DeGeneres was the planet’s designated goodwill ambassador. From Lagos to Lapland, schoolchildren learned the verb “to Ellen,” meaning to dance yourself dizzy in…
Celebrities Who Betray Their Countries: A Glamorous Tour Through Treason There’s a special kind of schadenfreude that blooms only when the gilded fall from grace—especially when grace is replaced by handcuffs and a one-way ticket to a foreign embassy. From Moscow’s golden bubble of exiled influencers to the fluorescent glow of Tokyo interrogation rooms, the…
