The Glorious Commodification of a Tight End, or How Travis Kelce Became a Walking Sovereign Wealth Fund PARIS — While French pensioners protest the rise in retirement age to 64, an American man whose primary job is to catch an inflated leather ovum has quietly amassed a net worth north of US $70 million—enough, if…
From the Riviera to Riyadh, a single question keeps popping up in late-night Google binges from Manila to Manchester: “Charlie Sheen net worth?” It’s the sort of inquiry that unites humanity in its basest curiosity—after all, if the globe’s collective id can’t take a break from doom-scrolling to wonder how much cocaine-adjacent cash one sitcom…
Whoopi Goldberg’s Net Worth and the Quiet Rebellion of $60 Million A dispatch from the borderless republic of celebrity finance PARIS—Somewhere between the iron-clad vault of the Banque de France and the neon glare of a Lagos betting kiosk, sixty million U.S. dollars sits wearing a purple crochet beret and cracking jokes about flatulence. That,…
