Global Domination in Pigtails: How Peppa Pig Conquered the World One Squeak at a Time
BREAKING: Swine Supremacy Achieved—Peppa Pig Now De Facto Ruler of Earth’s Toddlers, Emerging Markets, and, Alas, Your Last Nerve By Our Man in the Cultural Swill Dateline: Everywhere, Tuesday, 08:17 GMT—While the United Nations debates carbon credits and the IMF frets about sovereign debt, an unholy pink alliance has already conquered the planet. Peppa Pig—two…