Herring Futures & Lipstick Diplomacy: How One Cooper Hoffman Quietly Conquered the Globe
Cooper Hoffman Is Everywhere—Just Ask the Algorithm, Tokyo, and Your Aunt in Buenos Aires By Our Man in Perpetual Transit When the name “Cooper Hoffman” first pinged across the transatlantic Slack channel, I assumed the copy desk had autocorrected yet another crypto-billionaire into existence. Turns out he’s neither a stablecoin nor a failed NFT ape;…