Icebergs, Oil Barons, and Oscar Bait: DiCaprio & PTA’s Rumored Film Sends Earth into Meltdown Mode
Somewhere above the Arctic Circle—where the permafrost is now merely “perm-ish” and polar bears have started ordering oat-milk lattes—rumors are spreading that Leonardo DiCaprio and Paul Thomas Anderson might finally, actually, no-kidding-this-time, make a film together. If confirmed, the event would rank somewhere between the discovery of a new habitable exoplanet and the announcement that…
