Global Schadenfreude: How Today’s Guardians Game Became the World’s Favorite Slow-Mo Car Crash
Guardians Game Today: How One Ninth-Inning Pop-Up Can Echo From Caracas to Cairo By the Bureau Chief Who Once Mistook a Cricket Match for a Cult Ritual The “guardians game today” isn’t just nine innings of polite Midwestern masochism; it’s a planetary referendum on human hope. When the Cleveland Guardians (yes, the team that swapped…