Climate Satire

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    cincinnati weather

    Cincinnati Weather: A Global Parable in Fahrenheit Geneva—While the Security Council debates grain corridors and methane pledges, an equally decisive front is shaping up 4,200 miles away on the banks of the Ohio River. Cincinnati, population 309,000, is currently auditioning for the role of “Atlantis with Skyline Chili.” The city has spent the last month…

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    hawaii news now

    Hawaii News Now: Sunrise from the Edge of Empire By Our Man in the Lagoon, filed via coconut-scented sat-phone Somewhere between the ninth breaking-news push alert and the tenth advert for reef-safe sunscreen, the global viewer is reminded—via Hawaii News Now—that paradise is not immune to the algorithmic indigestion afflicting the rest of the planet….

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    anaconda

    Anaconda, Darling of the Dystopian Tropics, Eyes the World Stage By L. Marlowe, Senior Correspondent for Dave’s Locker RIO DE JANEIRO—Every few years, the anaconda slithers out of the fetid Amazon and into the global imagination, reminding the planet’s apex predator—us—that we are still, technically, edible. This time the serpent’s renaissance has nothing to do…