Kevin Hart: The 5-Foot-4 Export That Terrified the World into Laughing
Kevin Hart, the 5-foot-4 human espresso shot, has become the planet’s unofficial ambassador of mild panic. From Lagos traffic jams to Tokyo bullet-train etiquette videos, his face—frozen mid-shriek—now greets roughly 2.3 billion monthly viewers who apparently find existential dread hilarious. UNESCO could declare him a living meme, but that would imply the organization still believes…