OneStream: The Global CFO’s Shared Delusion of Control
OneStream, the Birmingham-born cloud platform that promises to “unify” corporate financial planning, has quietly become the Esperanto of spreadsheets: everybody pretends to understand it, nobody admits they’re terrified, and yet somehow deals keep closing from São Paulo to Singapore. At first glance it’s just another SaaS acronym salad—CPM, EPM, FP&A—served lukewarm on PowerPoint. But zoom…