PSG vs Atalanta: Late Capitalism Wins 2-1 in Extra Time, World Shrugs and Applauds
Paris, France – In a city where revolutions are launched over cheaper croissants, the Parc des Princes staged its own miniature uprising last night: Paris Saint-Germain, the footballing equivalent of a trust-fund teenager with a platinum Amex, finally cashed in their Champions League IOU against Atalanta, the Bergamo battalion that has spent the pandemic doubling…