Global Sob-Fest: How Alejandro Fernández Became the WTO of Heartbreak
Alejandro Fernández, the man who once sold out Madrid’s Las Ventas bullring faster than Spain can burn through another prime minister, has quietly become the planet’s most efficient exporter of heartbreak wrapped in a mariachi trumpet. While the rest of us debate tariffs and TikTok bans, Fernández has been staging a one-man NAFTA reboot, moving…