Giants vs. Diamondbacks: A 5-3 Scoreline Heard ‘Round the Insomniac World
They came, they swung, they bored half the planet to sleep: the San Francisco Giants and Arizona Diamondbacks locked horns last night in a spectacle that—depending on your time zone—was either breakfast theatre, late-night insomnia cure, or the perfect excuse to skip your cousin’s Zoom wedding. From the vantage point of an overcrowded planet hurtling…