How a Rhode Island Burger Joint Became the Vatican of Late-Stage Capitalism
**From the Ruins of Civilization, a Burger Rises: How Rhode Island’s “Crazy Burger” Became the Last Religion Standing** In a world where democracy teeters like a drunk tourist on cobblestones and the Arctic melts faster than a Popsicle in Phoenix, humanity has found its newest spiritual anchor: a $16 hamburger served inside a renovated gas…