Spotify: The World’s Quietest Superpower Now Soundtracks Your Existential Commute
Spotify, the Swedish-born jukebox that now soundtracks the apocalypse, has quietly become the most influential diplomatic force never to sit at the UN. From Lagos to Lima, commuters ride buses whose rattling engines are masked by algorithmic playlists named things like “Chill Vibes for Existential Dread.” The platform boasts 489 million users, or roughly the…