Welcome to the post-post-apocalypse, dear reader. While most of the planet is still busy arguing about vaccine passports and the correct pronunciation of “Kyiv,” a small but determined slice of humanity has decided the real geopolitical flashpoint is a downloadable texture pack called Cyberpunk 2077: Chrome. CD Projekt Red’s latest free update—essentially a digital spa…
CD Projekt Red quietly slipped patch 2.31 onto the world stage last week, an update so modest it could be mistaken for a minor tax-code revision. Yet from Lagos LAN cafés to Seoul e-sports arenas, the patch has become a Rorschach test for how humanity now copes with disappointment: we keep installing hope, 2.2 GB…
Patch Notes from the Sprawl: How Cyberpunk 2077’s Latest Hotfix Became a Global Rorschach Test By Dave’s Locker International Desk Warsaw—The patch notes hit the inboxes at 03:17 CEST, the hour when most of Europe is either asleep or doom-scrolling. CD Projekt Red’s changelog for Cyberpunk 2077 v2.12—barely 700 words—was shorter than the average UN…
